We're not driving all the way out here so you can buy one of those stupid ties with the Santa Clauses on it, are we Dad?

That thing won't fit in our yard, Dad!

It's not going in our yard, Russ, it's going in our living room.

Looks great! Little full....lot of sap.

The day after Thanksgiving we made our now annual trip to cut down our own Christmas tree. They look a lot smaller outside, just saying.